yes, you in the t-shirt and jeans. yes, you. yes — with the permed hair. you — yes.
I don’t know about you, but I’m paying $80 a month for my gym membership; it’s a corporate discount thing, so I suppose you’re paying about the same amount, possibly more. So…
Why are you wearing jeans in the gym?
A decent pair of sweatpants would be like, $20? Shorts, what, $10? Every month you’re paying the equivalent of eight pairs of shorts for using the gym; but somehow you decided that you’d be wearing jeans while you work out?
1. how are you going to do lunges, squats and like, 12 other exercises in jeans?
2. you look ridiculous.
The latter I bet you must notice? Yes, we are all very conscious of the way we look, that’s why we’re all here in the first place (as if lifting weights is actually fun) Yes, there are so many mirrors in the gym because they’re the biggest motivators. But you check yourself out in the mirror after *every* *single* *set* of anything!! And very obviously so. Why do you do that? Why do you squeeze your arms and walk towards the mirror after one (1) set of bench presses? And do the same thing again sixteen (16) more times? The reason people have homes is that they could do stuff like this in the privacy of a space where no one watches and thus gets seriously disturbed.
Please be informed that if such behaviours persist, your membership will be canceled and not before your hair is Japanese-straightened.
Me
p.s. no, tucking the front of your t-shirt behind your oversized belt buckle is not a good idea either. Thanks.
